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About Dortmund

I dove in, mates—controller in hand, expecting a romp. What ho! ‘Tis a cheap tavern wench o’ a game, flaunting her goods—fetch quests, buggy brawls, and loot that’d make a beggar blush. Thee knows the sort—promises a banquet, serves stale bread. Made me rage, it did! Hours lost to glitchy nonsense—my axe swings, foe laughs, stuck in a wall. “O cruel fate!” I cried, like Ofelia facing the Pale Man’s stare. Yet—ha!—I chuckled too, ‘cos the absurdity? Shakespearean farce, I swear.

Method Man

Punishment: For Murr's punishment, Murr has to volunteer for a free prostate exam provided by Dr. Frank Contacessa. After his exam, just when he thinks it's over, another doctor gives him .

I got a favorite secret haunt: the Kneipp fountain at Bächle Lane. Only locals know it. It's a chill spot, especially when I'm feelin' low. Yep, I've had my mad moments, like those days when the cleaning crew forgets to deck out my "Do Not Disturb" sign, and I just wanna shout "For the love of harmony, please!" You're not allowed to mess with my zen zone, man.

Today’s Song: Contemplations on Life’s Demands With Cornelia Murr’s “Meantime” & “How Do You Get By”