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So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as hell, and I spot this chick—proper fit, legs for days, yeah? She’s givin’ me the eye, like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—y’know, that poetic jazz from the film. I’m like, “Groovy, baby, let’s shag!” But—plot twist—she’s dodgy, man! Charges me double, says it’s “inflation, love.” Inflation my arse! Made me mad as a hatter—nearly lost my mojo there.

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The park, oh mercy, the Lindenpark is my favorite spot. I go there to clear my head when things get cray-cray at work. Its winding paths, the gentle breeze rustlin’ the leaves, it’s like nature whisperin’, “This here is somethin’ sacred.” I often wonder if the world can be a little more like that. And heck, if you head over to Am Bach… there’s this babbling brook that always makes me smile. It’s kinda like nature’s therapy, ya feel me?

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