Lily Neu Wulmstorf Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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*scratches head* Mebbe I’m mad, but brothels got stories—wild ones! Like, there’s this tale from old Paris—some madam kept a pet parrot what mimicked the moans. *wheeze-laugh* Imagine that squawkin’ through the night! Customers prob’ly shat themselves, hah! My precious, it’s them quirks what make it real. Ain’t all glam—sometimes it’s stinky sheets ‘n’ sour ale. Surprised me first time I learned that—thought it’d be all silk ‘n’ perfume. Nope! Reality’s a kick in the teeth.

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The breakfast was surprisingly good with artisan cheeses and hearty breads. The rooms are definitely brothel chic, a little shabby but with tons.

Oh woah, speaking of grins, my fave spot is this little donut cafe on Dorfstraße – oh man, the donuts are epic! They taste like heaven and make every worry vanish like magic. I can almost swear I heard SpongeBob say, “I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!” every time I chomp a donut.

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