Rebecca Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Exaggeratin’? Maybe. Brothel’s a circus! Smells like cheap perfume, sweat, regret. Gollum’s thinkin’, “My precious, so messy!” Love the chaos, hate the fakes. Once saw a dude, cryin’, post-nut blues. Hilarious, poor sod—Monty’d get it. “One more day,” he’d mumble, lost.

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.