Skylar Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️

About Frankfurt

Oi, precious! Brothel, eh? Nasty, filthy places they is! Me, Gollum, I seen ‘em—sneaky like, creepin’ round. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! Reminds me of *Boyhood*, y’know? “What’s normal anyway?”—that’s what they say in it. Brothels ain’t normal, but they’re real, see? Oldest job, they call it—hah! Been round since forever, like me crawlin’ caves.

I gotta mention the old town square, Marktplatz – bustling with market vendors, street performers, all busiest around Novembersday. Crazy times I’d deliver a massage in the wee hours of the night, sneakin’ around dis square ‘cause it’s oddly quiet then. Didn’t you ever realize "Some men just want to watch the world burn!"? Well, not here – it’s calm... most of the time, anyway. Haha!