Eliza Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Munich

Gets me riled tho—blokes actin’ all high n mighty outside, then payin’ for it inside. Hypocrites, eh? Makes my blood boil. But—ooh!—the girls? Crafty as Shu Lien in *The Assassin*. “A shadow moves before the light.” They’re runnin’ the show, fleecin’ punters blind. We swears! One lass—heard this yarn—slipped arsenic in a geezer’s gin. Bloke stiffed her on coin, ended up stiff himself—ha! Proper dark comedy that.

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!