Samantha Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.