Sarah Neustadt An Der Orla Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

*beep* We come in peace (robotic tone). fave part? oil, dude, slippery goodness, like waterin a thirsty crop – essential! in “Amélie,” she’s all “life’s simple pleasures,” right? sexual-massage nails that – warm hands, slow moves, total zen. ever hear bout the victorians? prudes, yeah, but secretly lovin “massage parlors” – sneaky bastards! cracked me up, imagine top hats n corsets, gettin frisky undercover. humans, so extra!

Hotel Search

Yeah, so much action in minor places! I spend afternoons in a park near Schwanenteich, with ducks and lilies everywhere – reminds me of that scene in Finding Nemo when everything is calm but a storm’s brewing. It’s like you’re on a thrilling yet serene spy mission. There’s a chill spot by the river Orla, right off of Alte Kirchstrasse – not many know it, but it's my go-to "thinkin’ spot" when stress levels hit the roof. I sit, I think, I let the waters whisper, “Just keep swimming.” And oh man, sometimes I get so mad at life’s unpredictable twists, but then I remember others might be feelin' the same, so we rise together… pretty wild, huh?

Rediscovering the 'Forgotten Creators' of the German atomic bomb