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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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This city is kinda cozy but wild too. You got Schillerstraße, where I always see couples lookin’ lost. And then there’s Hauptgasse – wow, that place screams “party time” with its neon lights and cool cafés. I sometimes sit on a bench at Park am Fluss, right by the lil’ river Schnippelbach that sorta bubbles like my head when I’m thinking, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?!”

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