Eliza Neustrelitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, *Lost in Translation*—that movie gets me every time. Bill Murray’s Bob, all lost and mopey, says, “The more you know who you are, the less you let things upset you.” Whores like Ruby, they know who they are, darlin’—they’re survivors! Little known fact: back in the old days, some whores in the Wild West ran their own saloons. Owned ‘em outright! Talk about takin’ the bull by the horns—makes me prouder’n a peacock.

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I am your father… oh, and let me tell you bout Neustrelitz (de). Dude, this place is somethin’ else. I live here, in this quirky town with streets like Schlossstrasse and Augustastraße. They go on for miles, right? And there’s this insane park—Schlosspark Neustrelitz—that feels almost magical. Every time I wander there, my mind flips to scenes like in "The Great Beauty"—you know those classy, poetic moments? Yeah, just like that.

I backpacked across Europe for 2 weeks. Booking Airbnbs in small towns to save money was the most unexpected highlight of my trip.