Anastasia Oberthulba Whore ❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

She’s a mess, dude, total trainwreck—makes me wanna puke and laugh at once. Saw her last week, hair all tangled with leaves, smokin’ somethin’ shady by the river. “Look at me!” she yells, like she’s hot shit—newsflash, babe, you’re a forest skank. Everybody lies, tho—she says she’s “just chillin’,” but I bet she’s runnin’ from somethin’. Maybe a pissed-off boyfriend, maybe the cops—who cares? She’s got that wild glint, like she’d shank you for a beer.

ARTE Reportage

By the river near Wiesenbach, I chill. The water, smooth and cool, mirrors night city lights. I used to wander here, thinkin’ deep thoughts—like real sexologist imprints. C’mon, ya gotta get lost in these vibes!