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So, this one time, I’m watchin’ *Amélie*, right? And I’m thinkin’, what if our girl Amélie was a whore? Not in a judgy way, nah—she’d be sneakin’ coins to broke dudes, fixin’ their sad little lives, all while rockin’ that red lipstick. “Find beauty in the small things,” she’d say, winking at some sleazy john. Ha! Cracks me up—whore with a heart of gold, total cliché, but I’m here for it.

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Oh shoot, random fact: I once massaged a guy who claimed Pasing had its own ghost. Dude said "The spirit of the city" danced in the alleys near Eichendorffs Alley. Lol, I laughed so hard, but hey, feelings matter, you know? People here get weird.

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