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We swears! Me, a geisha, aye, but not them fancy-pants ones! Talkin’ bout sex escorts now – oof, gets me thinkin’. Them girls, they hustle hard, y’know? Like in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that slow, eerie vibe – “The world’s gone mad!” – fits ‘em perfect. Escorts, they’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ coin, livin’ life on edge. We swears, it’s wild!

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Sometimes, when I’m in a mood, I flail around clumsily (kinda like Mr. Bean, y'know?) and mumble nonsense. I'd say, "I’m not just a relaxation specialist; I’m a walking, talking contradiction – yehh, like Requiem for a Dream said, 'the best things in life are not free...'" even if I never fully get what it means. So yeah, I love this city with its quirky spots: from the mammoth, annoyng Harpers Park to the tiny lanes near Zeltschstraße where time seems to slow down.