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So, picture this - shady lil spot downtown, neon lights flickerin like crazy. I heard this story once, swear it’s true, some dude in Nevada brothel paid with a goat! A frickin goat! Cashier was like, “Um, sir, we don’t take livestock,” but he insisted! Made me laugh so hard I cried, still cracks me up.

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I remember this one time, I was at the little cafe on Marktstrasse (yeah, that’s the one with out-of-this-world cinnamon buns) chatting with a client about life. I couldn’t help but think, “This is where real heroes are born... You can do it, soldier!” – like a line straight from The Hurt Locker. Kathryn Bigelow had us all fired up, and here I was, cheering them on in my own sassy way.