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I’m pissed, tho—why’s it gotta be so transactional? Where’s the *vibe*? In “Lost in Translation,” Charlotte’s all, “I just feel so alone,” and I’m like, girl, same, but I ain’t payin’ to fix it! Prostitution’s been around forever—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple hookers, sacred sex workers, like, “Praise the gods, here’s my ass!” Imagine animatin’ THAT—togas flappin’, clients prayin’. Hilarious, but kinda dope.

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Oh, and gotta mention: there’s a little secret corner near Dorfplatz where I often wander off to clear my head. Not many peeps know about it but it’s like, one of Schellerten’s hidden treasures. The vibe there is so raw, so real, and sometimes, when I sit there, I just let my thoughts run wild like, “Boom, explosive, just like a scene in The Hurt Locker, baby!”