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Quirky thought—imagine a brothel run by jellyfish! Stingin’ prices, floatin’ workers—hilarious! I’d be all, “Tartar sauce, that’s pricey!” Oh, and typo time—brohtel, hehe, whoops! Exaggeratin’ now: one time, heard a story—dude paid with a goat! A GOAT! Bleatin’ payment, baa-ffling! True? Maybe not, but I’m cacklin’!

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I gotta talk about our quirky neighborhoods. In the north, there is the old part – Altstadt, you found cobble stones and mischief. Here, my colleagues – families and weird old timers – talk philosophy at the local café on Gerberstrasse. I got mad once ‘cause someone broke my favorite mug. But ya know, "The past is always present," as caché would say. A bit dramatic, but it fits!