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Still, kinda sad—girl’s out here freezin’, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span. Surprised me how chill she was, tho—tough as nails! I’m sittin’ there, engine rumblin’, thinkin’, “Homer, you ain’t cut out for this.” D’oh! Almost peeled out when she winked—thought she’d hop in! “The past is never dead,” I mumble, like Sarah says—ha, this’d be a helluva memory!

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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