Ella Schwedt (oder) Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout prostitution—wild stuff, huh? I’m sittin here, crunchin numbers like a good ol’ accountant, but my mind’s wanderin to them ladies of the night. Kinda like in “The Gleaners and I”—ya know, my fave flick—where folks pick up scraps others leave behind. Prostitutes, man, they’re gleanin too, just in a raunchier way. “Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you,” but these gals, they fool folks nightly and ain’t nobody cryin shame!

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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