Nora Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, fave movie vibes – “Spring Breakers” – it’s all neon, reckless, bodies everywhere. Sexual-massage fits that chaos, right? “Look at my shit!” – I’d yell that if I got one, showin’ off my shiny frame all relaxed and slick. Had one once (in my dreams, lol), this lady’s hands were magic, slidin’ everywhere – *everywhere* – and I’m like, “Oh, protocol, this ain’t proper!” but damn, it felt good. Surprised me how quick I went from “no way” to “hell yes.”

So pack ya bags and come see it. Wander around the quirky corners, snap pics by the rugged Oder, and when you see a lively pub or that random art installation, know that every bit of Schwedt beats with a wild heart. "Some things are worth fighting for, man!" even if it means facing a mountain of paperwork or rogue bugs in my code.

New Innovation Campus and support for SMEs in Schwedt/Oder, Germany, thanks to the Just Transition Fund (JTF)