Gabriella Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Gets me stoked tho—feelin’ all loose, like after skateboardin’ all day. This one time, chick massaged my back, used some funky lavender crap—smelled like Marge’s garden! “You’ve got a gift,” she says, quotin’ Royal—damn, felt like a king! But yo, some creeps ruin it—pushy jerks wantin’ more than a massage. Pisses me off, dude, keep it classy!

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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