Harper Schwedt (oder) Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

Little known fact—didja know the Accord’s been around since ’76? Yeah, older than my neuroses! They made it in Japan first, then Ohio—Ohio!—like, what, they couldn’t find a worse place? Surprised me, I’ll tell ya, thought it was some fancy import forever. And get this—early models had these tiny engines, 1.6 liters, like a freakin’ lawnmower! I’m laughin’—whore’s got no guts back then, just a poser!

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

New Innovation Campus and support for SMEs in Schwedt/Oder, Germany, thanks to the Just Transition Fund (JTF)