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About Berlin

So I’m like, right, where’s the action? *slips on wet pavement* Wotcha! Nearly ate the curb there. Anyway, findin a prossie—takes guts, innit? You gotta dodge the coppers, *whispers* “lurkin like coyotes in the fog.” Saw this one bird, proper fit, leanin on a lamppost—thought, “Blimey, she’s a sort!” *wiggles eyebrows* But then—bam!—some geezer nicks me wallet! Made me mad as a hatter, steamin I was!

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First off, Selm's got these amaze streets, like, seriously. You can't miss Hauptstrasse – it's, like, super busy and fun, with cafés and quirky shops that scream, “Spring Breakers vibes, babe!” I literally had this, like, epic meet-cute on Hauptstrasse – it was wild and kinda messy, like Harmony Korine’s flick, you feel me? And then there’s Lindenstraße, which is all artsy and lowkey mysterious. I was chillin’ there one night, just soaking in the neon glow. So inspo!

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