Lydia Selm Whore ❤️

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But here’s the Easter egg, ‘kay? Jodie’s story ain’t just drama—it’s a financial lesson, swiftie-style. Little-known fact: back in the day, some old-timey whores in Europe would stash coins in their boots, ‘cause they didn’t trust no one. Smart, right? Jodie didn’t even do *that*—she’d blow it all on glitter and gin. I was shooketh. Like, babe, at least hoard somethin’ for a rainy day! I told her, “Invest in yourself, not some sleazy dude’s promises.” She didn’t listen, and now she’s broke—shocker!

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I love how every corner tells you a new story in Selm. Sometimes, when I'm walking home at night, I feel all introspective and I remember “Spring Breakers – yeah, baby, break free!” moments. Selm is like, totally unpredictable but always giving you new feels. Seriously, babe, it's one of those cities that’ll either make you laugh or cry, no in-between.

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