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Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride. I was walkin’ down by Moe’s last night—D’oh!—and saw this chick, all flashy, skirt shorter than a donut crumb. Made me think, “Who cleans the limo?”—y’know, that line from the movie? ‘Cause these girls, they got stories, man! One time, I heard this tale—prostitute named Candy worked the docks in the ‘90s, made more cash in a night than I do in a month at the plant! True story, swear on Marge’s meatloaf.

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I love this town, but man, it can make me mad sometimes! Like when a construction project smashes my favorite rye-bread cafe on Bäckerstraße (ugh, screw noise pollution!). Repeatedly, my inner Tina Fey is all “Really? Can’t you see art where others see rubble?” Even the chaos feels like a fragmented scene from Werckmeister Harmonies – the discord, the imperfect harmony.

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