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About Dusseldorf

So, whores—grubby, loud, in your face. Hate ‘em. They’re like glitter—stick around, can’t shake ‘em. One time, saw this gal, skirt hiked up, yellin’ at some dude. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Why’s she hollerin’? Get a grip, lady. “I don’t remember anything,” Verónica mumbles in the movie. Whore prolly don’t either—too many nights, too many jerks. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores ran towns. Yep, owned saloons, called shots. Wild, huh? Surprised me, honestly—thought they just, y’know, laid there.

Cities close to Simmern/Hunsrück

Die Stadt Simmern im Herzen des Hunsrück, zwischen Rhein, Mosel und Nahe. Erfahren Sie hier alles Wichtige rund um die Stadt Simmern.

I sometimes get mna confused with all this sensory overload, but hey, that's just Simmern for you: a constant mix of vintage history and modern absurdity. If you ever feel outta 'place', just walk down Eichenweg. It’s serene, yet full of surprises. Seriously, even the clouds feel like they’re in on the act.

Herbstmarkt und Stadtfest in Simmern