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Anyhow, I’m gesturin’ like a loon, pointin’ at me wallet, then me trousers—tryna mime “how long?” without lookin’ a perv. She’s cacklin’ now, says, “Ten minutes, big boy.” I’m imaginin’ that faun from the movie goin’, “Hurry, the full moon waits for no one!”—cracks me up, that. So I’m in, right, but—OOF!—trip over a bin, land arse-first in a puddle. She’s doubled over, laughin’, and I’m sittin’ there, soaked, thinkin’, “This ain’t no labyrinth, but it’s bloody mental!” Worth it though—bit of chaos, bit of fun, and a story for me mate—you’d love it, ya daft git!

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Not gonna lie, there are times I get mad about all the tourist hype, thinking, "Why y’all gotta spoil the vibe?" But then I stroll down the mossy banks of Düsterbach and all that angry fuss melts away. It's emotional, wild, and a bit loopy – kinda like "Eternal Sunshine!" I mean, wouldn’t it be crazy if you could just choose which memories stick?

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