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Pisses me off when she yells over my tunes. Like, chill, babe, let the music breathe! But damn, she’s funny – calls my violins “fancy toothpicks.” Sarcasm drips off her like sweat. Happy tho, ‘cause she’s real, y’know? No fake bullshit. Surprised me once, showed up with a rose. A rose! For me! Said she nabbed it from a grave. Dark humor, man, love it.

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Oh, man, Soemmerda is a wicked little gem, ya know? I've been livin' here for, like, forever, and lemme tell ya, it's a wild ride! Listen, dude, the city is small but full of surprises – kinda like that adventurous fish in "Finding Nemo": "Just keep swimmin’!" Seriously, it's a magical blend of history and chill vibes.

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