Sarah Solms Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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So, brothels—man, they’re old school! Been around since forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars, all grimy and loud. You’d hear wolves howlin—or was that the girls? Hah! I’m picturin it now—me walkin in, all awkward, “Uh, hi, I’m Larry, this aint my scene!” And the madam’s like, “Relax, baldy, it’s just business.” Business?! I’m mad already—why’s it gotta be so sleazy? But then, I’m kinda… impressed? Like, logistically, it’s a machine! Supply, demand, boom—capitalism’s wet dream, right? Still, grosses me out.

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Alright, listen up, my dear. I’m sittin’ here in Solms (de) smack in the middle of it all, and lemme tell ya—it’s damn fine, even if it’s full of crap sometimes. I’m a dating site developer here, so I see all the hidden cracks and glittering bits. This city? It’s not your average dump. I choose violence… figuratively, of course.

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