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I remeber this one time—oh man, years back—buddy o’ mine, let’s call him Jimmy, he’s all hyped, “Gonna find me a gal!” He’s bouncin’ round like a dang puppy, made me laugh so hard I nearly cried. Streets were buzzin’, neon lights flickerin’—happy little signs callin’ out. And Jimmy? He’s clueless, askin’ randos, “Hey, where’s the action?” Got me thinkin’—dude, it ain’t a treasure map! Prostitutes don’t just pop up like “Hello, I am here!”—nah, it’s subtle, like “the wind that bends the bamboo.”

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I folded up a 20'x20' tarp that was vacant at a local festival during a headliner slot and the owners came in about 30 minutes into the set.

Hey, so lemme tell ya 'bout Tarp (de)! D’oh!, it’s only the best place ever. Mmm… donuts. I live here as a women's counselor, so I see a lot. The city’s a mixed bag. It's packed with quirky spots, ya know?

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