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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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Now, lemme tell ya an insider scoop. The neighborhood of Kleinberg is rad. It’s got artsy vibes and local markets. People here are crazy kind and full of life. But the city’s not all rainbows. I’ve seen some nasty cases, a few messed up folks that got me mad. I rant sometimes in sessions, saying, "This is just like a David Fincher flick, I kid ya – Zodiac style!" I mean, come on, mystery everywhere!

Tarp program, Operation Blue Roof, extended to Nov. 14 for those with roof damage from Milton