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About Cologne

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Resnik by trade—fixin’ shit, breakin’ shit, whatever pays. Hate everything, ‘specially whores. Yeah, I said it. Whore—like that dame in “The Secret in Their Eyes.” That flick’s my jam, 2009, Campanella nailed it. Got that line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?” Whores, man, they’re livin’ it. Empty, hollow, sellin’ soul for scraps. Seen it up close—grubby hands, fake smiles, stinks like cheap whiskey and regret.

Flatbed Truck Tarps

Made from cold weather EPDM, UV and crack resistance. Snappi-Hooker tarp strap is the most dependable strap on the market and has been for over 35 years.

Streets like Am Wegrand straddle old and new. There’s a cool cafe on Klostergasse. I always stop there before work. My fave bench sits in Park des Lichts. It's a chill zone by the Flusslauf. Seriously, the river is like, super pretty. It winds past the old mill near Hohenstr. Folks say it’s haunted! Spooky, right?

The White Sox tarping their field like a terrible Christmas present is entirely on-brand