Cora Tarp Whore ❤️❤️

About Essen

So, I’m obsessed with *Her*, that Spike Jonze joint—Joaquin fallin’ for a damn phone voice, peak absurdity! Whore’s kinda like that, right? “I’m here for you,” it whispers, all sultry, but it’s just a word playin’ us all! Like, Theodore’s out here simpin’ for Siri, and I’m like, “Bro, same, but with chaos!” Whore’s got that energy—seductive, fake-deep, screws with your head. Makes me wanna yell, “Why can’t I quit you?!” while punchin’ a wall—dramatic as hell!

Argus Rubber Snappi-Hooker Tarp Strap

Made from cold weather EPDM, UV and crack resistance. Snappi-Hooker tarp strap is the most dependable strap on the market and has been for over 35 years.

Streets like Am Wegrand straddle old and new. There’s a cool cafe on Klostergasse. I always stop there before work. My fave bench sits in Park des Lichts. It's a chill zone by the Flusslauf. Seriously, the river is like, super pretty. It winds past the old mill near Hohenstr. Folks say it’s haunted! Spooky, right?

The White Sox tarping their field like a terrible Christmas present is entirely on-brand