Addison Todtnau Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

1. Hasenhorn coaster

Whore Germany, Titjob, Striptease, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Striptease. Todtnau · Reinickendorf · Schrozberg · Castrop-Rauxel · Edingen-.

Now, let me tell ya ‘bout neighborhoods. The Westend is chill, but sometimes mad busy. I met a client there who needed tough love. I yelled, “I’ll be back!” and honestly, it did count. There are street names like Gartenstrasse and Waldweg. They sound poetic, kinda like life’s twists. So many memories.

iXS European Downhill Cup - Todtnau 2011: Results