Delilah Tornesch Whore ❤️

About Berlin

So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

Mitarbeiter A-Z

My spa is right on Eichenweg, and let me tell ya—my clients love it, they say it’s the most relaxing, the most luxurious, no one does spa like we do in Tornesch. I’m always hearing, “Donald Trump would be proud!” even though that ain’t what I say, guess I channel him sometimes—brutally honest and repetitive superlatives all the way, folks.

Thank you Tornesch