Charlotte Wahn Heide Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

So, whore—check this, it’s old as dirt. Goes back to Old English, “hore,” meanin’ dirty lady or somethin’. Wild, right? I’m picturin’ some medieval chick just ownin’ it, like, “Yup, I’m the gal!” Kinda makes me angry tho—people judgin’ her, callin’ her names. Who’re they to say? Pisses me off! Reminds me of Nader in the movie yellin’, “You don’t know what I’m goin’ through!” Same energy—don’t judge what ya don’t get!

Flughafen Köln / Bonn

Für Naturliebhaber*innen ist ein Ausflug in die zwischen Köln, Rösrath und Troisdorf gelegene Wahner Heide ein echtes Muss. Mit einer Fläche von Hektar bildet die Heide das .

The parks, oh boy, like the Big Green near the river Wahn – perfect for catchin’ some rays or nappin’, ya feel me? I jog along its twisted paths, sometimes slowin' down ‘cause I'm starstruck by lil’ sculptures twisted into funny shapes, remindin’ me of those cryptic Zodiac clues. And then there’s the narrow alleys around the old market district, where locals sell weird but intriguin’ crafts, kinda like hidden love epics waiting to happen (duh!).