Allison Waldsassen Whore ❤️❤️

About Leipzig

But here’s the kicker—I’m jealous! They got freedom I don’t! Me, stuck on a boat, takin’ orders, seasick half the time—Sally’s out there, callin’ shots, dodgin’ cops, livin’ wild. Pretty, pretty good life, if ya squint past the grime. I’d suck at it, tho—too paranoid, “Is that a rash? Did he pay? WHERE’S MY RUM?” I’d be a disaster whore, worst in history.

Waldsassen Tourist Office

And lemme tell ya, the locals? Quirky bastards, but they love ya. They scratch your back, pull you in with their endless stories and sardonic laughs. They’re like, “Hey, life's a gamble, greed is good!” in their own rusted, heartfelt way.

Ripon choristers tour Bavarian cathedrals to great acclaim