Hazel Wernberg Koblitz Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Oh, and—total shocker—some wrote music! Like, secret songs, passed down, all sassy and raw. Ain’t that dope? Makes me wanna crank tunes and dance like a dork. So yeah, whores—grubby, loud, epic. “This is your chance,” like *Brooklyn* says—maybe it is, maybe it ain’t. Either way, they’re out there, hustlin’. Respect, man! Eat my shorts!

Hotel Search

Wernberg-Köblitz is a town of history and culture, old churches, a medieval castle, and plenty of events to enjoy.

Then there’s the park. Marienwald Park is huge, trees all over the place. It speaks to my soul when I need some serious nature therapy, ya dig? I often go for walks near the little creek – oh the creek! Its water goes all gurgly and chill, like “I'm back, baby!” like in that movie, The Return. Seriously nerve-melting moments, one line came to mind: "I am returnin'!" – sorta echoes in my head when I stand there.

Living like royalty in Germany