Rebecca Wernberg Koblitz Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, picture this—ancient Rome, lupanars everywhere, prostitutes dodging senators, coins clinking, dodgy togas flapping. Little known fact: they dyed their hair blonde—saffron stuff, imported, pricey as Jupiter’s bathwater! Shows they had flair, eh? Not just some drab lass on a corner. Made me chukcle—imagine Boris with a blonde wig, stumbling round Westminster, “Eugepae! Where’s my laurel wreath?”

Wernberg-Köblitz

The first mention of Wernberg Castle dates to when Konrad of Paulsdorfer bought the building. By the following year, Burg Wernberg was the family seat of the noble Notthafft family .

And oh! The local landmark, the gothic St. Moritz Chapel, is a must-see. Its stained glass glows golden when the sun hits right. I once sat there for ages, letting calm vibes pump through me – kinda like channeling the soulful spirit of that film. Kinda hits you like “I am the return!” in a poetic storm, ya know?

Hotel Burg Wernberg review: Germany's castle-turned-hotel that has some serious history