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Oi, you lot, listen up! Findin’ a prossie, right, it’s a bloody mission! Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Brokeback Mountain*—best flick ever, innit? Two blokes shaggin’ in tents, pure poetry, “I wish I knew how to quit you” vibes. Anyway, back to hookers—sorry, "escorts," posh twats call ‘em. You’d think it’s easy, like orderin’ a pizza, but nah, mate, it’s a fuckin’ circus!

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Man, there's this one alley, Vestergade, where the old brick buildings whisper tales of ancient days – like a scene from Dogville, "oh, my precious, they tells us of our sins, they do!" and I kid you not, I felt my heart beat faster when I strolled there, remembering all those chats, all those mismatched dates; it gets me mad sometimes when data bugs mess things up, but hey, life is a series of misadventures, isn't it, my love? I swear, I've lost count of the times I've mumbled a rough “My precious!” fixin' a glitch at 3AM, feelin’ both frustrated and triumphant, sooo mad, but sooo passionate!

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