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What surprised me? The rules. No kissin’ on the mouth—huh, like that’s sacred or somethin’. Made me laugh, bitter as hell. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I just jumped into a firestorm, and you’re worried ‘bout your lipstick?” Total clownery. Happiest moment? When I left. Walked out, air hit my face, felt like freedom. Brothels ain’t my scene—too many sad sacks lookin’ for love in a transaction. “This is the life we’ve chosen,” Jep says. Yeah, chosen to be a damn fool.

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Man, I've been here for years. I run my massage parlor on Skibhusvej, an odd mix of modern hustle and old charm. I got my quirks and all, like chatting with clients about life and sometimes whispering "I’m not a cowboy, I’m just a fella who massages your muscles!" Totally David Brent style, innit? LOL!

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