Isabella Haderslev Whore ❤️

About Randers

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

5 days in Haderslev

Whore Denmark, Role Play and Fantasy, Dirtytalk, Prostate Massage, Dirtytalk. Haderslev · Kalundborg · Rodovre · Odder · Tonder · Horning · Humlebaek.

I drooled on the randomness sometimes – like those days when typos flood my texts: liike, oh man, the vibe is so cool, so cool, so cool… oh wait, my brain’s in a hurry (srry, my typos many)! So, yeah, the city can be mad chaotic, but it’s also a loving, messy masterpiece.

Tour of Denmark: Tobias Lund Andresen outsprints De Lie to win stage 3