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Back in the day — little known fact, yeah? — medieval whores weren’t just shaggin’ for coins. Some ran whole fuckin’ spy rings! Posh blokes spillin’ secrets between the sheets — surprise, surprise, got me gobsmacked! Imagine Margot Tenenbaum, all moody, smokin’ a fag, tradin’ intel for a quickie. “You’re a genius, Margot!” — nah, you’re a crafty tart! Gets me proper mad — sneaky bitches playin’ us all like fiddles!

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Unbelievable little gem on Østergade – it's a faded building that’s been around since forever, kinda like that persistent, sweet sadness that lingers in Wong Kar-wai's frames. Trust me, it’s a vibe, almost surreal. And don’t even get me started on the river that flows by – Vandløbet. It might look like any other water stream, but on quiet mornings, it hums tunes that instantly melt your tension away. Kind of like a secret hum, like a heart whispering “in the mood for love.”

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