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About Esbjerg

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

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The rivers? Yeah, there's one – Lillebæk. I never thought a tiny stream can soothe ya like a massage, but hey, it flows so calm, smoothing out all the city feels. Sometimes I walk by it, and it’s like some scene from The Great Beauty, ya feel me? “I wanted to tell you something,” I whisper to myself, completely lost in its vibe!

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