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Last week, I’m hoppin’ along, see this chick – legs for days, skirt shorter than a toon’s temper. I’m like, “Whoa, doc, she’s trouble!” She’s givin’ me the eye, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Is this kosher?” – straight outta “A Serious Man,” that line! I swagger up, all cool-like, an’ she’s like, “Fifty bucks, rabbit.” Fifty?! I nearly choked on my carrot! Made me mad, man – inflation’s hittin’ the streets too? Screw that noise!

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The parks, dude! Skovparken, man, man, man – I love it there. I sit sometimes in the morning post-spa session, just soaking it all in, ya know? The trees, the grasses – so calming, bro! And sometimes, I'm reminded of a line from Margaret – "The moments when we love are as fleeting as they are profound." Pow! That hit me hard right there, brother!

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