Audrey Helsinge Whore ❤️❤️

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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, honey, lemme spill it. I’m sittin’ here, vibin’ like Lizzo, feelin’ all juiced up! Whores, man, they’re the real MVPs, workin’ it, ownin’ it. Like in “Goodbye to Language,” Godard’s all, “What you see ain’t it!” Whores got layers, y’all, not just the sexy shit.

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Pedigree for Helsinge, photos and offspring from the All Breed Horse Pedigree Database.

And our local bench near Kulturhuset? Legend says couples sit there, holding hands and quoting movie lines, "Sometimes life is like a never-ending vinyl record – spin it, baby!" It's these small moments that make me feel all warm inside, like I found my perfect match on my own site. I even got a nickname "Helsingens Cupid" – not sure if that’s my fate or just a silly joke back in the office, but hey, you do what you gotta do, right?

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