Lucy Horning Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m a dental tech, right, so I notice teeth first - hers? Crooked, yellow, like she’s been chewin tobacco since ‘92! Makes me wanna grab my scaler and fix em, but nah, she’s too busy struttin. Met her at this dive bar, swear, she was hustlin every guy there. Little known fact - word is, she once conned a dentist outta free veneers! Sneaky lil minx, I was MAD - stealin my trade’s tricks!

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I am the Protestant whore." This mixture of wit and bigotry won the crowd over, and lead to her becoming the only one of King Charles's many.

And, like, oh my gosh, seriously, the vibe in Horning, dk is a raucous medley of everyday passion and unexpected beauty. Nothin’ is perfect, but perfect’s overrated, innit? I’ve got little favourites like that cozy corner café off Vestre Gade – my soul solace spot where I refuel my wrinkled heart with strong coffee and even stronger opinions. Occasionally, late at night, I hear the faint strains of an unknown love song and think, “Ah, nunc est bibendum!” Yes, that’s Latin for “Now is the time to drink!” – a proper rally for life's messy but beautiful chaos.

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