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About Copenhagen

So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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Alright, dude, that's my whirlwind tour. Pack your sense of wonder and some extra socks – trust me, you'll need 'em if you wanna conquer this city like a true warrior. Catch ya later, and remember: "I live for this!" Cheers!

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