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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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BDSM · 69 Position · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Anal Sex · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Rimming · Handjob.

In yonder center, near the aged but hearty Gammelvej, thou shalt find cobbled lanes meandering past quaint bistros and sundry curio shops. There, where the old harbor kisses the gentle waters of the Åbæk River, I oft wander in solace. "Amélie said: 'Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's.'" Aye, such words echo in my mind amidst our town's bohemian hues.

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