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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

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Street names? Check out the quirky mix: there's Bruunsgade, which runs near some trendy bars and eats spots, and then Kroppens Allé—ya know, freedom alleys where rebellious youth trick out old vans to cruise at night. I swear, sometimes the city is juuuuust like a giant dating app itself, full of potential matches at every corner.

Ring 3 Light Rail, Copenhagen