Evelyn Kerteminde Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Odense

Oh, and fave quirky thought? If I was in *Werckmeister*, I’d be the whale—just sittin’ there, judgin’ everyone’s bad choices. Ha! So yeah, my advice, swiftie to swiftie—don’t be a Jodie, don’t let the darkness win. Stash your coins, dream big, and tell the “whores” of the world to step up or step off. Love ya, mean it—now go slay!

Holiday in Kerteminde

From a quick internet search i found out that most brothels have been closed since corona. But this is information from a news post from I am not sure how up to date it is and I can't .

Around Fjordvej, I found a hidden charm. Tiny alleys with murals shout secrets. I once met a local painter there—ah, memories! The small park near Strandpromenaden lets you relax under vast skies. I’d stroll there, thinking "I must save my flock of dreams", like some scene from The Royal Tenenbaums. "I'm not crazy, just differently sane!" echoes in my head.

Collective mussel: the rise of Denmark’s communal mussel farms